An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish & the First Officer is Chinese.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, "Ooooooh, no rike Chinese?" "Why dat?"
"You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."
"Noooo, nooo.. Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not
Chinese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese… it doesn't matter, they're all alike."
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says, "No
like Jew."
"Why not?" responds the Captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"No! No! The Jews didn't sink the Titanic! It was an iceberg"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg; no mattah…all same